“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”

~ Woody Allen

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7 Responses to Life.

  1. tammy j says:

    tammy j recently posted..moving on old bean

  2. I love the cartoon. Andy and I are facing some potential health problems at the moment and we’re still happy and cheerful. He’s adapted my motto, “Doing the best we can with what we have left.” No sense wasting our precious time worrying. These are still our golden years.
    Cheerful Monk recently posted..Sweet Sea Lion

  3. Woody Allen—was there ever a more creative person! This is a refreshing take on our sorry human condition. I envy people who have got it all figured out!

  4. shackman says:

    Like Merlin Camelot, youthing in place of aging. That does have its merits I suppose
    shackman recently posted..Future Shock

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