Okay, I am taking a very serious article to make a flippant point, and I hope that my readers will forgive me my flippancy. The lady in this article deserves and gets all my sympathy but there is a side to the story that I need to address.
Why is it that if there are women like this, not one has ever seduced me or even tried to seduce me?
Okay, someone like one of my regular readers who I hesitate to name, is likely to turn around and ask me if I have seduced women like this woman has seduced men, and my answer is a categorical no. In making that statement, let me hasten to add that I go by the definition of the word seducing as “Attract someone to a belief or into a course of action that is inadvisable or foolhardy.” (OED)
So, the next question then will be following that definition, will I still be interested in being seduced? At my present stage of physical and mental development, the answer will have to be no, but perhaps say two or three decades ago, the answer would have been a resounding yes.
And about the little sticker on the top left, I leave you to decide whether I am a gentleman or not.
What about you dear reader?