Escort!

I received this in my spam box!  Please click on it to get a larger resolution.

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When mobile phones were first introduced in India, I could not really afford them but my employer insisted that I use one bought and paid for by them, and I had to learn how to use that. Unfortunately, those days, the kind of controls and management of SIM cards were rather primitive and I was allotted a number that was previously used by an escort.

You can imagine the kind of calls that I used to receive and the kind of responses that they would elicit from me.

One particularly annoying call was from a male asking if I was a male escort and if so he would be very interested in meeting up with me. He simply would not believe me when I told him that the number has been allotted to someone new and I had to keep turning the handset off to stop him from pestering me.

Anyway, that was my introduction to the world of escorts and I find this spam comment in my in box intriguing for its appeal! I wonder how many people would respond!

I wrote this post to enter into a short story contest being held by Holly at her blog. If you can get to read this before the expiry, you might like to participate!

16 thoughts on “Escort!”

  1. Me is macho man make you very comfortable rush now to avail of my services. Will make you every happiness with my impressive manhood. Looking forward to hear from you.
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  2. i have NO idea why . . . and i hesitate to mention it here for fear of jinxing it somehow . . . but i have virtually no spam in my mail box!
    i have a little in blog comments but they’re usually retail. i simply trash them.
    now watch.
    murphy’s law. i’ll start getting the spam!
    tammy j recently posted..in our blood

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