How Much Of A Human Being Are You?

insect_fear“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”
~ Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

Change a diaper. I can. I did for my son when he was little and for my father when he was incontinent.
Plan an invasion. I can. I have invaded many homes with unannounced intrusions. On the other hand, I have also been invaded thus.
Butcher a hog. I doubt that I can. I have butchered game birds.
Conn a ship. I cannot.  I can however conn an automobile!
Design a building. I have been part of teams that did.
Write a sonnet. I cannot.
Balance accounts. I can.
Build a wall. Around myself, I can and have.
Set a bone. Haven’t had an opportunity though was taught while I was a boy scout as part of training in first aid.
Comfort the dying. Haven’t had an opportunity but at a pinch I suppose that I can.
Take/Give orders. I can and have taken and given.
Cooperate. I can.
Act alone. I can.
Solve equations. I can.
Analyze a new problem. I can.
Pitch manure. I can.
Program a computer. I cannot.
Cook a tasty meal. I can. I do it all the time.
Fight efficiently. I suppose that if I had to, I can. I have fought but whether efficiently or not, I would not know.
Die gallantly. I am yet to do that, but I suppose that when the time comes, I should be able to.

Not too bad. I am mostly not an insect. The only person that I can think of who is called Insect is Jiggs. His wife Maggie calls him that in the cartoons “Bringing Up Father”
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28 thoughts on “How Much Of A Human Being Are You?”

  1. Goodness, this sounds more like Superman. Is there any human being who can do all those things? I think my total score is six! Tell me, why on earth would I want to pitch manure?
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    1. World English Dictionary
      con or esp ( US ) nautical conn 4 (kɒn)

      — vb , cons , conns , conning , conned
      1. ( tr ) to direct the steering of (a vessel)

      — n
      2. the place where a person who cons a vessel is stationed

  2. Ahh… but Lazarus Long lived a long, long time to do all of that.

    I’ve done or would be able to do a fair number of these. I’d have a hard time butchering a hog or pitching manure so didn’t count those — queasy stomach — but could if it were a necessity for survival.

    Conning a ship is giving the orders to those who operate the ship in order to make it go where it’s supposed to.
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  3. If time travel is ever invented ( I doubt it ever will ) most of us would be unable to explain ( let alone make ) most of what we take for granted to people who lived say 500 years ago . Humbling huh ?

  4. Program a computer? No problem, at least in the past. I used to love to do that, so the question brings back warm memories.

    Cook a tasty meal? It depends on what you call tasty. Our tastes are most likely more simple than most people’s.
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    1. Comfort the dying? Yes, my best friend as she died, and I nursed my mother as she died. On the other end I gave birth to Kaitlin. Those two are a lot more important than others on the list.
      Design a building? Designed and helped supervise the cottage after the fire.
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