Gaelikaa, in one of her comments on my original post “My Secretary”, had this to say – “Ramana Bhai Sahib, I know who your secretary is nowadays. It is your computer. Isn’t it?”
That was closely followed by a comment from Bikehikebabe -“Gaelikka guessed it, no? I was starting to get irritated not knowing.”
To both of them, I offer this little story to illustrate that no computer can ever replace an efficient Secretary. My Secretary is very offended that she has been equated to a Computer. I have had to offer her all kinds of platitudes to placate her. I may well have to send the bills to BHB and Gaelikaa!
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His Lady assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?’ The boss told her he knew he’d closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, ‘When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?’
She smiled and said, ‘No, I didn’t. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..