Or better, these two!
I am sure that all my readers know that POTUS Obama is the chief guest for India’s Republic Day celebrations on the 26th inst. This will be the first time ever that the POTUS will be the chief guest. Naturally, security is on everybody’s mind.
The US is not taking any chances and has warned Pakistan not to send any terrorists into India while the POTUS is in India!
And lo and behold, Pakistan assures the US that they will not send terrorists into India.
Indians cannot stop laughing at this slapstick comedy of the century!
Indians would love to get the POTUS to live permanently in India. I personally will be willing to host him in my humble abode. I will be able to sleep peacefully as would 1.4 billion other Indians.