Airport Screening Stats YTD

An American friend sent me this information. Since so much has been in the news about Airport security recently, I thought that my readers will find it interesting as well as, shall we say, amucing.

YTD stats on Airport screening from Dept of Homeland Security:

Submitted by Agent Leroy Williams

Terrorist plots discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1485
Hemorrhoid cases 3172
Enlarged prostrates 8249
Breast implants 59350
Natural Blondes 3

My friend is a natural red head and finds the last entry quite interesting.  Do you?