In my blog about my battles with my bulges, there is a nice little exchange between Usuala and me. Please do read it to better understand this post.
Ursula asked if I would lend her a fiver. In response, I promised to do one better and dedicate one post to her. This is it.
There Ursula, that is the best that I can do for you for the moment. When and if I succeed in my mission, I shall give serious consideration to lend you a fiver.