Opportunity Cost Of Being Humans.

Young Pravin who studied Opportunity Cost just a few years ago has once again bowled a googly or for my American readers, pitched a curve ball!

I suspect that he has done that because he has read something from a spiritual book which he quite regularly reads, to throw us old bandicoots like Shackman and me off balance. It will be interesting to see what he comes up with eventually.

As far as I can see, since the alternative to being humans is being apes or angels, and the likelihood of the latter option being available, remote, the opportunity cost of being humans now is that we have lost all ability to be natural, like apes or even our own ancestors. And since we have lost that ability, we have become unnatural in our whole approach to life. We have become increasingly dependent on so called logical thinking and have been giving up or ignoring our intuition resulting in all kinds of problems that other living beings do not seem to have.

Let me illustrate with a simple example. If I give something to my dog she will sniff at it and instinctively know whether it is edible or not whereas if I give something to a human being he will now google to find out whether it is alright to eat or not. Many things that my grand mother knew as handed down knowledge is now lost because we have got educated in a system that condemns such knowledge and glorifies so called logical and scientific information gathering. Even as late is the middle of the last century, we were very different as human beings than the specimens that we have now become.

Nothing explains is better than this following meme that has been doing the social network rounds for quite some time now.

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren’t overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo’s, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms……….WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law!

This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it?!

And just to reinforce my argument that we have gone bonkers, I take my readers to this very interesting and illuminating article on the idiosyncrasies of the modern humanbeing.

Pravin has suggested this week’s topic. You can see what the other writers of the LBC have to say in their respective blogs.  Maria, Pravin, Ashok and Shackman.

Meme And The Alphabet

This is a dare, unstated as such but a dare nevertheless in Grannymar’s blog.

A – Available / Single?  Yes, widower.
B – Best friend?  Myself.
C – Cake or Pie? Cake.
D – Drink of choice.  Tea with milk, ginger and sugar.
E – Essential item I use everyday? Spectacles.
F – Favourite colour?  To wear? Blue.
G – Gummy bears or Worms?  Neither.
H – Hometown?  Pune, Maharashtra, India.
I – Indulgence?  Reading.
J – January or February? February due to highly emotional reasons.
K – Kids and their names?  One.  Ranjan.
L – Life is incomplete?  I am a vedantin. For vedantins there is no birth or death.
M – Marriage date? November 1968
N – Number of siblings?  Three, each a character.
O – Oranges or Apples?  Apples.
P – Phobias Fears?  Claustrophobia.
Q – Favourite quote?  “Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking others to live as one wishes to live.”
– Oscar Wilde
R – Reason to smile? I am just made that way!
S – Seasons? I like  winter. I can wear some of my clothes other than my daily ones.
T – Tag three people?  I would rather that those interested try.
U – Unknown fact about me?  If I reveal that I would be falling into the trap!
V – Vegetable you don’t like?  None.
W – Worst Habit?  Flippancy.
X – X-Rays you have had?  Far too many to list
Y – Your favourite food?  Rice, lentils, vegetables and yogurt.
Z – Zodiac sign?  Cancer.

Asking For Trouble.

Nick at Nickhereandnow forgot to include my name in his list of blogmates who may wish to take up the challenge of answering some questions. I am not one to hold grudges and despite his forgetting me, I shall answer the questions on his blog. I now have no choice in the matter any way, since Grannymar has thrown the gauntlet at me.

1: Do you prefer asking questions or answering them?
Neither. I just want to be left alone.
2: What is your favourite joke (or favourite one-liner)?
Count me out.
3: Have you ever fantasised about being on Big Brother?
I am the big brother.
4: Have you ever wanted to enter a talent show?
I am totally without talents.
5: Is Simon Cowell really necessary?
I don’ know him or about him.
6: Tea or coffee?
Tea, the Indian way.
7: What is your favourite perfume? Or smell?
Jasmine on moonlit nights.
8: What is the quickest route to Wales from where you live?
Pune to Mumbai by road, an airplane to London and train from there should be the logical route.
9: What does the word ‘Wales’ conjure to your mind?
My friend Hywel.
10: Are you dreading dreaming up ten questions to ask six bloggers?
Have a heart! I can’t think of even one.

Nick’s take on the last question -“Ten new questions for other people, eh? Is five enough, miss? Give us a break, miss.”

1: Do you believe in life after death?
No. The I does not die.
2: Do you believe in fate?
3: Do you ever have dejà vu?
4: Have you ever read someone’s mind?
No. Never tried to either.
5: Have you ever had a premonition?
Yes. Often.

Now to answer Grannymar’s questions, I have decided to take her suggestion that the seven are for seven days of the week and shall answer one every day next week commencing Monday. I shall try and make the answers as elaborate as possible. Thank you Grannymar for giving me seven ideas for blog posts next week.

I understand that in this game, one must ask some questions for other readers to keep the chain going. I shall ask one question and leave as many readers as are interested to write one post on “What do you get out of blogging.”

My suggestion to Nick and Grannymar: