Quite whether it was intentional or just serendipity, after my post on The End was published I received this joke from my friend Jayant.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space…
Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones
was a *Proctologist* (related to colon, anus)
They put up a sign reading
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed
it to read
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
*Catatonics and High Colonics*
– no go.
Next, they tried…
*Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
– thumbs down again.
Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
– still no good.
Another attempt resulted in…
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
-unacceptable again!
So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
– not a chance
*Nuts and Butts*
– no way
*Freaks and Cheeks*
– still no good
*Loons and Moons*
– forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Specializing in Odds & Ends.*
Everyone loved it.