I: – Mr. Rajgopaul, you are a dumbo.
My inner self: – That you are. Now before Ranjan starts to laugh, boot up the computer.
2. Telephone call.
Me: – Rajgopaul.
Caller: – Good morning sir. This is Rita from XYZ Bank. May I take a few moments to talk to you about our personal loans?
I: – No thanks. Not interested. But if you are interested and are willing to give me one percent more than what you would charge me as interest, I am willing to extend a loan to you.
Caller: – Sir!
3. My client Das on phone.
Das: – Good morning Sir. How are you?
I: – I am well thank you Manjunath, how are you?
Das: That is what I am calling about. I am not very well and have not gone to the office.
I: – I am sorry to hear that, but why did you not answer my phone call earlier this morning?
Das: – I was at the doctor’s clinic when you had called.
I: – Okay, what about the overdue payment?
Das: – Sir, as soon as I am well and I get back to work, I will make arrangements sir. I am really sorry.
I: – Okay, get well soon.
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