Enlightened Master.

My self appointed acolyte Pravin sent me this mail to celebrate his engagement.  I have simply copy pasted the entire mail.  The cartoon at the bottom is my contribution.  I am suffering from a writer’s block, not a brain block.

“Master Master read this…

I am not going to ask you this question 😀

But yes I would say though – “But you are a wise and enlightened man!

STUDENT: Master, what happens to us when we die?
MASTER: How should I know?
STUDENT: But you are a wise and enlightened man!
MASTER: Yes, but I am not a dead one. ”  

'It was nice of tou yo come all this way but most people just visit my website.'