Quite whether it was intentional or just serendipity, after my post on The End was published I received this joke from my friend Jayant.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space…
Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones
was a *Proctologist* (related to colon, anus)
They put up a sign reading
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Hysterias & Posteriors*
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed
it to read
*Schizoids & Haemorrhoids*
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
*Catatonics and High Colonics*
– no go.
Next, they tried…
*Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives*
– thumbs down again.
Then came..
*Minds and Behinds*
– still no good.
Another attempt resulted in…
*Lost Souls & Butt Holes*
-unacceptable again!
So they tried
*Analysis & Anal Cysts*
– not a chance
*Nuts and Butts*
– no way
*Freaks and Cheeks*
– still no good
*Loons and Moons*
– forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with:
*Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones*
*Specializing in Odds & Ends.*
Everyone loved it.
LOL! yet again!
happy day to you. xo
I have been having a series of happy days and this was but just one of them.
well that put an “end” to the complications that both specialised in!
Catherine de Seton recently posted..The “inks” are winning…
Ha! Ha!!
“Specialising in odds and ends” – I love it. I hope the psychiatric patients didn’t walk in the wrong door by mistake and wonder why the doctor was examining their buttocks.
Can you hear me laugh there Nick?