I used the gift voucher and got my Swedish Massage yesterday.
The Swedish massage was not as satisfying as the one that my regular masseur provides me with. It is too gentle for my thick skin! It is more pressure rubbing than the kneading and pummeling that I am used to it. But, it was paisa vasool.
After the massage, the masseur checked the shower in the cubicle and announced that the shower was not working and that he would provide me with a bath robe and that I should move to another cubicle for the shower. Having no choice in the matter, I did and returned to the original cubicle to get dressed.
I had almost completed dressing when the door opened and a much startled lady took a look at the spectacle inside and scooted after banging the door shut.
I duly got dressed and got out to the reception area to advise my dissatisfaction with the shower not being in the same cubicle. I found the lady who had opened the door sitting there across from the receptionist and could not resist the temptation to announce that the lady had dropped in for a peep show too. She went red with embarrassment ans stuttered and spluttered but I smiled and assured her that it was okay and I hoped that she enjoyed the show! She started hyperventilating and I left before she could pop off!
I took the lift down to the lobby and as I was coming out, the same lady darted across from the stair case that she obviously had taken to rush out and almost bumped into me. I again smiled at her and said “haven’t you had enough of me yet?” Apparently she did and literally sprinted across the lobby and vanished.
I came home hoping to catch a nap but was interrupted by my friend Chandru wanting me to take him to the park.
No rest for the wicked!
No, I am not cut out for massages in spas.
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I bet that lady will not be going back either! 😆
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On the other hand, if she got a kick out of it, why not try lady luck again?
I can just imagine the other side of the story that the lady might be telling… if she were to get up the courage to share. 😉
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Interesting angle to the episode, Maxi might just give it a shot it would appear.
You may not be cut out for massages in a spa Rummy, but the venture gave you a great story to tell. My laugh for the week.
Blessings ~ Maxi
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Thank you Maxi. Your subsequent comment and Grannymar’s request for you to give it a shot! May be a fun post at your blog?
rolling in the floor laughing at you. the best kind of massage!
and my shower is private and just down the hall. so convenient.
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You never know when you can come across situations that can inspire a blog post. Like the one I am about to write after I finish responding to all pending comments.
Are you sure that .. “had almost completed dressing” ? 🙂
Take my word for it John. For whatever it is worth!
I don’t think massages are meant to be as stressful as this Ramana!!
Avoid!
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Nor do I. I have learnt my lesson WWW.
Nothing like flashing (unintentionally) to get a strange woman to leave you alone. Funny!
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Believe me Mother, the last thing I wanted her to do was to leave me alone. I suspect that there was a language problem. We have a lot of East Europeans currently visiting Pune.
Ah, this gives me more information…she was attractive to you. So you weren’t just teasing your were testing.
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