It looks as if the Good Lord was trying to tell him to stay home! He finally took the hint. Cheerful Monk recently posted..Extra Stimulation
You may well be right! Almost all Gurus tell the flock that they don’t recognise the messages that God sends them. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.”
The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.”
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.”
To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.”
To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!”
To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”
Yes. That ‘s a great one. Cheerful Monk recently posted..Lawyers
i’m glad there was no camera in my computer screen. i sat here with my mouth hanging open! realizing it was true. ohmygosh!!! yes. thanks anil. thank you rummy! tammy j recently posted..my island life
Entirely my pleasure Tammy.
Getting caught up with you, loved the Proust exercise must complete it some time. XO WWW wisewebwoman recently posted..Dreams
I am happy that you are catching up.
This could’t be true. But it’s a wonderful story anyway.
It looks as if the Good Lord was trying to tell him to stay home! He finally took the hint.
Cheerful Monk recently posted..Extra Stimulation
You may well be right! Almost all Gurus tell the flock that they don’t recognise the messages that God sends them.
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.”
The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.”
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.”
To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.”
To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!”
To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”
Yes. That ‘s a great one.
Cheerful Monk recently posted..Lawyers
i’m glad there was no camera in my computer screen.
i sat here with my mouth hanging open! realizing it was true.
ohmygosh!!!
yes. thanks anil. thank you rummy!
tammy j recently posted..my island life
Entirely my pleasure Tammy.
Getting caught up with you, loved the Proust exercise must complete it some time.
XO
WWW
wisewebwoman recently posted..Dreams
I am happy that you are catching up.
This could’t be true. But it’s a wonderful story anyway.
I believe that it is as confirmed by Snopes.
mayhaps some cat DNA??? 🙂
shackman recently posted..The long and the short
Absolutely!!